Super Mario Odyssey- 2017, Nintendo
infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer
6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

me at work
[loudly] “Hell yeah! I suck toes!” [calmly] “Good afternoon, welcome to Popcopy. Can I help you?”
how many toes you got?
you mean in my mouth or
blocked, have a horrible day











