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abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: ofelias, via haithinkimfunny)

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via smaskvxn)

Me and my friends met Drake Bell today. What’d you do today?

Me and my friends met Drake Bell today. What’d you do today?

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via slipknaughty)

beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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(Source: michaxl, via andrewquo)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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(via jesussbabymomma)

littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime, via jesuschristvevo)

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

(Source: awwsauce, via tastefullyoffensive)